I Wish Turkey Only Cost A Nickle...

I tried to scan a paper written by my 2nd grader, but for some reason, the writing didn't show up. So here, in his own words, is his process paper.

How to cook a thanksgiving turkey by M.

1. Get one frozen turkey at Albertsons. 2.
When you get home, wash turkey. 3. Stuff with
meat, mashed potatos and gravy. 4. Bake it at 98°
for an hour. 5. When cooked set on table and let
turkey cool. When cooled eat.

This had me crying because I was laughing so hard. I wish we could all be in second grade again and things were that easy.